I am the laziest PopWhore ever.

But to be honest, there has been not much time to be a good whore lately. Too much to battle with in this whore's personal life! Too much to do! But I finally just realized I'd be remiss to not mention the cool new video from Weird Al Yankovic. It's called White and Nerdy.



One thing that has been on my mind lately is the new Jessica Simpson song and how much it sounds like a classic 80's vintage Madonna song. A Public Affair is what we've WANTED Madonna to sound like for years. But now Jessica sounds like that. And that's OK. Just as long as that bitch doesn't take John Mayer off the market! I never believed her dating him would end in anything productive anyway...total PR stunt! Oh, and I met her once and she's not a bitch at all. At least she wasn't then. That was when her hot single was Irresistable and she was hardly a household name.

Another thing this lazy PopWhore has noticed is the new TMX Elmo doll. While I don't know what the hell TMX is supposed to mean, this is one cool Elmo doll. I almost want one, but I don't know what I'd do with one if I had one.



Let's see what else is going on...oh yeah, Bill Clintin is pissed.



I can't believe Fox Snooze Channel had a democrat of such high caliber on their uber-Republican channel.