Damn, when did fake toenails happen?

Seriously! There is such a thing as fake toenails. I never knew! First off, I'm watching Made on MTV and you know you watch it too; the only difference between us is that I admit it freely. I'm an open book, hence the 4 blogs. I am not kidding either. I have a very well-educated male friend who is a couple years older than me and definitely in a higher tax bracket than me who watches all the teen shows on MTV like Laguna Beach. In public, he is the most responsible and professional guy you'll ever see but at home, he's living vicariously through the lives of the teens we see on MTV. Maybe it's the only way we can recapture our youth, or at least what our youth would be like if it involved tanning salons, status purses, Motorola Razors, text messaging and MySpace. Had we had all this gadgetry available ten years ago, my formative years would have been much more fruitful.

But I digress.

So I'm watching Made and this chick wants to be a rugby player instead of a girly girl who tans so much she is orange but still continues to tan despite the fact that it costs her $800/year and desptie the fact that all the kids at school make fun of her. Her "Made coach" starts picking apart her girliness the moment he meets her, which means he picks on her for having fake toenails. When did fake toenails come along? Are there really people walking around right now wearing fake toenails along with their fake fingernails? What else can we fake? Is nothing sacred anymore? Who gives so much thought to toenails? Oh...I guess I just wrote a blog about them...